My plans to kick some Somali Pirate Ass:
1) Get 6 Navy Seals. Launch them from a covert op submarine about 100 feet beneath the life boat where those pirates are holding our guy hostage. Have them swim upward and explode out of the water. 2 Seals grab the hostage and pull him off the boat. The others take one pirate each and kill him.
2) After the hostage is secured, we pick up the lifeboat (still containing the dead pirates) with a Seahawk Helicopter, take it to the pirate base, and drop it through the roof.
3) One minute later about 20 GPS-guided bombs level this pirate base, all other pirate bases and all their ships, having been previously identified and targeted by satellite, aircraft reconnaissance and UAVs.
4) Hillary Clinton goes on TV, and in her best snarky tone says that they better not do that again.
5) Joe Biden goes to a news conference and praises the people of Iowa for a great grain harvest last fall.
Yeah, it's a fantasy. At least numbers 1-3. For all I know, 4 and 5 have already happened.
Oh, and Happy Easter.
EVENING UPDATE: Didnt' exactly happen as I foresaw, but close. And 3 of the Pirates are now fish food.
CNN: Hostage captain rescued; Navy snipers kill 3 pirates
By the way, I wonder if they were Muslim Pirates....
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